If It Feels Good, Just Do It...
Now, if you're a living, breathing red-blooded American male OR female, when you hear the word SEX, I'd wager there are a MYRIAD of "visuals" that flood your mind. And hopefully, most all of them are GOOD ones.
Sex is everywhere...no getting around that.
In ads, TV, movies, music...you name it, and it's THERE.
From the youngbloods in their teens up to the octogenarian set, there is always something about SEX somewhere in the mix.
"Make it larger", "make it last LONGER", "make it more intense", or "have it more PLEASURABLE" are the catch-phrases of the day
But, like Ben Franklin was fond of saying: "Everything in moderation..nothing in excess".
That included sex.
And believe me, Franklin was NO slouch when it came to trysts with the ladies, so he must have spoken from..."experience".
The title of today's post came originally from the late 1960s.

"If it feels good...do it."
Well, there are LOTS of things that promote a good feeling, like driving a damn CATERPILLAR D-9 through most of these rental hovels that have brought our property value down for years, but I WILL NOT succumb to THAT feeling, no matter how good it would make me feel afterwards...it's AGAINST THE LAW for one thing.
But sex IS one of those "feel good" things (who knew?), and it's readily available these days.
One can look no farther than a battery-driven device bought at a sexual "toy store" (like to see PIXAR make a movie of THAT...lol), or one's own hand, or (dare I say it?)...even the Internet.
Just recently here in Fort Wayne, the FWPD has made three arrests at two MASSAGE PARLORS as part of a recent STING- OP regarding sexual favors for money (...she love you LONG time, baby-san).
So sex IS everywhere...like it or not.
It's even on our streets, and not in the usual way one might think...
Sure, you have those "red light districts" where you can satisfy your urges for a price (and catch more diseases then you could imagine), but we're not talking about Bio-Hazard Boulevard here.
We're talking about a typical residential street...the tree-lined ones that Grandma used to live on.
Now I've already related the tales about the twosome I refer to as "Romeo & Juliet"...the love-struck (?) teens with absolutely no idea what the real world has in store for them, because they're WAY too busy playing "slap & tickle" EVERY single day after school lets out...for HOURS...right on the street.
Now, I'm sure we ALL played this game from time to time, but I'd bet that you did it in a LOT more DISCREET manner, than out in the open where everyone could see you as they drove past, right?
I mean, THAT is why Henry Ford invented the BACKSEAT in the first place, eh?
And if you were too young to drive, there was always the "davenport" in the living room (stealing a fast smooch while mom went to the kitchen for oh so short a time). In OUR day, we KNEW (or quickly learned) HOW to "properly conduct ourselves", and still return home on cloud nine.
(this was in the days before intercourse at the drop of a hat, mind you)
Today, it's whatever works to satiate the sexual "palate", and to hell with WHERE it's performed.
(so much for the stamp collection and the barbie dolls)
If you drive down here, you might witness someone giving head in an alley as the minivan motor is running, or you might be privy to teens like Romeo & Juliet IN the damn street, grabbing and groping one another, hanging on each other, and doing everything next to what I call DRY HUMPING.














Now THIS is something that can be done covertly, but today is not.
And this is NOT to be confused with the Heimlich Maneuver, either!
You go to any "club", or party, and there you go, as long as the music's banging out, people will be banging dry, aka "dry humping" one another.
(not bad if you like wet spots in your groin area visable to everyone)
Maybe that's why the baggy-saggy jeans?
And the constant groping one's privates?
Just "readjusting the jewels", Jermarkus? Kinda sticking together are they?
Well...you play, you pay...simple as that.
But there ARE those that decide to take dry humping to, shall we we say, "another" level...
In my neighborhood, you can often see such displays of "affection" (read rampant animal lust) that go beyond the realm of normalcy.
Now, you have to remember that when a boy and a girl get together THESE days for action such as this, the eventuality that will result is so predictable.


That's why we have "baby-mamas" - KIDS raising KIDS.
And another generation of governmental dependency is created.
But what if things are "different"?
What if it's two WOMEN who are dry humping on your street?
I know, I shook my head as well.
What I thought were another guy and girl doing the clothed nasty turned out to be two (ahem) "ladies". At least the cleavage and the undergarment on the person wearing the green shirt told me that, anyway.
(rolls eyes)
Do people have NO shame these days?
Apparently NOT.
And why do they perform for our amusement or disgust on the streets?
Because they CAN.
No police swinging by, patrolling my ghettohood to break up such "love-fests"....pretty sad commentary, don'cha think?
And I can't be calling in all the damn time, for everything I see...I'd never get ANYTHING done around HERE...LOL!
Besides, I was talking to the missus about HOW I would explain this to dispatch, and after the presumptions BY dispatch the previous day, I was beside myself on how to proceed, other than to notify the quadrant captain about the behavior.
That should suffice for the time being.
(one can only hope)
As to Romeo & Juliet?
Well, I suppose loitering is like the noise ordinance around here...not much goes into ENFORCING it.
Another broken window?
Yasureyoubetcha!
And people will come out and decry the state of the community, and others will say that our part of town gets a "bad rep".
Tell you straight up...THIS part of town DESERVES it's "rep", because:
A) It has worked it's ass off to GET IT.
B) Nothing is ever done to CHANGE it.
C) The majority of the people (which are the minority, racially-speaking) are fine & dandy with it.
D) As long as the government PAYS for it, that works for them (as they do NOT work).
Doesn't get ANY easier to figure out than that.
Now, when this city begins to hold EVERYONE to the SAME level of personal responsibility, things WILL turn around, but NOT before.
So we will continue to see dry humping along the streets, sex acts in the alleys, and continued STDs in our schools at lower grade levels.
This equation is simple enough to balance out.
But in order for the community to change for the better, there has to first BE a community.
We're not settling for tribal clans that answer to themselves or their kin, instead of people that follows laws and ordinances that have been designed and put in place for everyone's safety.
Most of us can govern OURSELVES pretty well, but people like this simply cannot...or WILL not.
But they sure can dry-hump the day away, that's for sure.
Reminds me...we should get a season pass for the ZOO next year.
This ghettohood sideshow isn't nearly as pleasing as seeing REAL animals in their environment.
Or...maybe I could get funding to open an adjunct TO the zoo....right down HERE.
I wouldn't be adverse to charging ADMISSION for the "drive-through" Safari land.
And oh, the sights you will see....just watch for meandering bullets, flinging poo (or disposable diapers).
Tomorrow, I'll let you in as to what your (devalued) tax dollar is buying in Fort Wayne...and to what end.
In the meantime...
Be well, make a difference to someone and... Stay safe out there, America.