But I had to "cave" on this one. I had to just say something regarding the recent execution of Saddam Hussein (which should have been televised worldwide from beginning to end....no deletions, no commercials, and no political jousting).
Here are some deleted articles from various sources you will never get to read...
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(Literary Times) - Old Saddam was as dead as a door-nail. (apologies to Dickens)
(GQ Magazine) - Hussein Models Latest Neckwear For Spring.
(AAA Travel) - Hussein to vacation in Hades...length of stay indeterminate.
(Cosmopolitan) - How To Tell If Your Dictator Is REALLY Dead.
(National Enquirer) - Bigfoot to Host Shindig in Roswell...Stalin and Saddam on guestlist.
(Hemp Magazine) - Choosing the correct noose for YOUR execution...How will it smoke?
( T.V. Guide) - Clooney, Robbins, and Brolin fight for lead in Saddam Biopic.
(Soap Opera Digest) - Hussein's corpse signs up for guest spot on OLTL.
(Martha Stewart Living) - Find that Perfect Final Resting Place...Away from it all.
(Modern Chiropractics) - Stretching the spine to relieve pain...it DOES work.
(Dr. Phil Magazine) - Coming to Grips With Being Dead...you're not alone anymore.
(Playboy Magazine) - Saddam Holds Swinging Party Near Baghdad.
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So there you go...my "two cents".....
Suffice it to say he's better off dead...and we're all better off THAT he's dead...'nuff said.
You don't agree...(please go get thyself "bent").
;)
3 comments:
touche' my friend, touche'
Believe it or not, I have a relative or two who believe that he's NOT dead and is living in a country near Iraq in hiding.
Why do they believe this? My only answer is complete and utter ignorance...
Jana....so that means we got a $hitload of "blissful" folks out there?
...WOW.
I hear 'ya.
;)
B.G.
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